January 2011
If I had a dog, I would name it Syndrome
ccindee:
So when it jumps on the couch, I would be like, DOWN SYNDROME!
LMFAO.
ccindee:
When someone asks you to do something and you get entirely ready to go out and they cancel at the last minute
BITCH, I SHOWERED FOR YOU.
My mother
himynameiscumber:
raisedbymuggles:
yousmileyoulie:
when guests are over
when we’re alone
so true
oh god ive been looking for something like this all my life.
The feeling when you bumped into the corner of a...
dropletsoflove:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
ookami:
jeilyn:
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
WUT.
LMAO.
That awkward moment when you're on your period and...
ccindee:
If your shower is cold
When the turning lights turns red before you could go
When your mom calls you
If your friend doesn’t text you back in 2.56 seconds
When you forgot something that was in the next room & you have to stand up.
LOL.
The stages of "talking" to someone you really...
markypoothevicious:
At first you’re so happy and all like
Then you get to finally hang out with them and you’re so excited
You talk on the phone and text all the time You get called something cute by them and you’re like Then…they start fading away from you and you’re just like “Oh okay?” They completely stop talking to you and you’re like
Then you hear they’re going out with someone.
...
When a hug that lasts 00:00:20 is given to a girl,...
fatefellshortthisstime:
behindthepinknsparkly:
im fucked
Awwww shet.
How I imagine myself when I first start driving.
"I want to be more than friends." ...Oh, you mean...
-joanna:
That awkward moment when you're smiling at your...
brocat-:
All the time.
That awkward moment when you look at him, he looks...
ccindee:
When people tell me not to act weird in public.
funhousemonsterr:
“bitch please, I’m making your day entertaining.”
Can February march?
drethisandthat:
hypekidd:
No, but April may!
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
lmaoo
When someone is trying to mouth something to you...
ccindee:
That awkward moment when everyone on your dash...
When my parents go out without inviting me.
call-me-obsessed:
whohasbluewaffle:
Now
When I was little
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
my life